Wow. Exciting title. Let's throw a party for that "yay!", fun title.
Just in a sarcastic mood today. Only reason I'm posting at all is because I need to post regularly. Who gives a care if it actually has content, right?
Ooh, I'm just a little sparkling basket of roses today.
Right now, I am like this close to just going off. Saying what I feel, what I think, what things are annoying me today. But I'm not allowed. I might lose followers. Well, it's not like I have a boatload to begin with. (But I still love you, nine followers! ♡ Please don't leave. Please.)
Ooh. Begging. Groveling. Sounding like a desperate little sap. Because people just love that, don't they? Ooh. So close. So close to going off. Literally, like a millisecond away from just losing it.
I am going to say one thing I am sick of and then I won't say anything else. Alright? Alright. (Notice my refusal to quote TFIOS. Not in the mood. At all.)
I'm sick of everyone else getting their little vent time on their blogs while I'm forced to virtually fake a smile and post about things I don't even care about. (Ew, I sound like some stuck-up, jealous, whiny chick from Mean Girls or something. Meh. Whatever.) And I know the point of venting is to not do it everyday, but I just can't move past something unless I vent about it somehow. And my family is not going to gather around me in an eager little circle while I scream my head off about the things that are annoying me. So I need my blog to vent. But I haven't been venting, so my nerves are like taut rubber bands right now, and any minute they might snap. And so I'm sorry I sound like a little snotty-nosed four-year-old today, but I'm just annoyed. I know, "what else is new?" But I'm not always annoyed like this. Not...not always. Just...most of the time.
Whatever. I'm gonna go now. Maybe I'll vent tomorrow. Wait, lemme rephrase that--maybe my nerves will finally snap and I'll explode all over my blog tomorrow. There we go. A nice little visual to leave you with. :)
(Hey, notice how I use italics a lot when I'm angry? I guess it's my way of putting aggressive emphasis into almost every sentence I write. Huh. What do you know? You learn something new every day.)
Just in a sarcastic mood today. Only reason I'm posting at all is because I need to post regularly. Who gives a care if it actually has content, right?
Ooh, I'm just a little sparkling basket of roses today.
Right now, I am like this close to just going off. Saying what I feel, what I think, what things are annoying me today. But I'm not allowed. I might lose followers. Well, it's not like I have a boatload to begin with. (But I still love you, nine followers! ♡ Please don't leave. Please.)
Ooh. Begging. Groveling. Sounding like a desperate little sap. Because people just love that, don't they? Ooh. So close. So close to going off. Literally, like a millisecond away from just losing it.
I am going to say one thing I am sick of and then I won't say anything else. Alright? Alright. (Notice my refusal to quote TFIOS. Not in the mood. At all.)
I'm sick of everyone else getting their little vent time on their blogs while I'm forced to virtually fake a smile and post about things I don't even care about. (Ew, I sound like some stuck-up, jealous, whiny chick from Mean Girls or something. Meh. Whatever.) And I know the point of venting is to not do it everyday, but I just can't move past something unless I vent about it somehow. And my family is not going to gather around me in an eager little circle while I scream my head off about the things that are annoying me. So I need my blog to vent. But I haven't been venting, so my nerves are like taut rubber bands right now, and any minute they might snap. And so I'm sorry I sound like a little snotty-nosed four-year-old today, but I'm just annoyed. I know, "what else is new?" But I'm not always annoyed like this. Not...not always. Just...most of the time.
Whatever. I'm gonna go now. Maybe I'll vent tomorrow. Wait, lemme rephrase that--maybe my nerves will finally snap and I'll explode all over my blog tomorrow. There we go. A nice little visual to leave you with. :)
(Hey, notice how I use italics a lot when I'm angry? I guess it's my way of putting aggressive emphasis into almost every sentence I write. Huh. What do you know? You learn something new every day.)
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