GAHHHH UPDATESSSS | Volunteering, VBS + NIGHT DRIVING?!

Hello lovelies!

aw old miley :(

I promise I didn't forget I've just been so busy (for once) and haven't gotten to post! Missed you guys so much though! (Okay I need to chill it's just been a week).

Sooo what has been happening to keep me away from my awesome followers? Well, I shalt tell you! (I'm sorry I'm so sleepy I'm talking weird)

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So last week I...can't even remember what I was doing. I think I mostly chilled, read you guys' awesome blog posts, did a little math, you know, the usual.

Sunday morning was really nuts--I signed up to volunteer for Living Beyond Breast Cancer's Yoga on the Steps, and my shift started at 7:30 IN THE MORNING. Which meant, in Olivia-hours (yes my time works differently than others' as I am such a late-bird) that I had to be up at 4:30 IN THE MORNING.

But luckily I managed and I went downtown and helped and it was fun. I'm not a yoga person so I didn't participate, but it was fun to hand out bracelets to people and direct them places and meet the awesome strong women who've had to fight and beat breast cancer. (I have no pics 'cause I'm a derp yay)

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Then I went home, napped for a couple of hours, and was awakened by my mom--I'd forgotten that Sunday was the first day of our church's VBS. And to give you a good idea of how that went, I have a little list of pseudo tweets (I call them that as I don't really have Twitter so I make mental notes and write them down later.) Sidebar: there were a nice amount of teens around my age there as we were supposed to be "helpers" so a lot of my pseudo tweets are about that.

- help I'm overdressed and know too much about the Marvel Cinematic Universe

- someone just asked if the kids were alright and FOB lyrics started playing in my head what have I become

- that's like the second girl my age with a boyfriend like what the heck aren't we all still supposed to be watching Sesame Street and Blue's Clues

- *overcompensates for weak face game with wicked taste in fashion and music*

- why are kids three years younger than me better-looking than me like no stop it go drink a sippy cup or something

- I hope no one asks me about current events because I'll probably bring up either Owl City's new album or Civil War set pics and you really don't wanna get me started on set pics

- haha yes thank you this hat is awesome it's currently concealing my weak hair game

- I promise you that kid's mentally debating whether or not I'm 10 and honestly if he asks I won't know what to say

- yeah sure kids like really pretty girls with kind voices but what about acne-covered girls who speak in strange monotones and constantly go "idk I'm not your mom"

- let's play a game called "no-I-didn't-just-see-that-fellow-teenager-make-eye-contact-with-me-because-I'm-socially-awkward-scared-and-unsure-how-to-respond"

- why are children

But for real. Some of those sassy-mouthed children had me like

lmbo Shawn xD I always laugh at this

But yeah, I can't put up with some people. I'm just not good with kids; I really have no patience and when they start acting up I just pull out my phone and walk away.

Another thing is that I suck at talking to kids my own age for some reason so I basically just stood against the wall during down time but mentally I was telling myself "I am so internet famous and they don't even know it" (which I know isn't true but I was trying to help myself out here okay) so every time someone walked by I basically thought

All I can say is that it always feels good to come home and relax into Netflix and Twenty One Pilots interviews. My life is unhealthy but meh.

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ALSO. GUESS WHAT I DID WHEN WE LEFT VBS?

So it was like after sunset when we were leaving and my parents were kinda tired so suddenly my mom just goes "Hey Olivia do you want to drive?" and I'm like "seriously?!" because I haven't driven any great distance since I got my permit. Our church is only like five minutes away from our house but you have to drive on the freeway to get there and I haven't even gotten NEAR the freeway before. But I did it. I DROVE AT NIGHT ON THE FREEWAY FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME EVER.

I thought I was gonna be really scared, but I just tried not to think about the fact that I WAS DRIVING A FREAKING CAR WITH MY FATHER AND BROTHER IN IT. I stayed calm enough, though, and I got us home alive. Of course, once I was all parked in the driveway it all hit me and I just

But, honestly, it was good to get that practice and experience in. Let's just not talk about how I always stop like ten feet away from red lights and stop signs or how I kept driving toward the shoulder of the highway because I'm scared of being in the way of passing cars. Let's just not.

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So yay! That was fun, wasn't it? I promise I have more interesting posts coming, but for now I leave you with this.

(P.S. if you're feeling sad, just watch this twenty one pilots video--you'll feel so much better, trust me)

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