MOCKINGJAY PT 2 + SCORCH TRIALS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

WHERE ARE WE

WHAT IS THE WORLD

breathe Olivia breathe

okay just watch this for yourself if you haven't yet while I gather myself *runs off through house screaming*

First thoughts:

AY THERE GO THAT GREEN TRAILER SCREEN LET'S GOOOO

Finnick and Annie awww yayayayay love them so much ♥

Effie's got her makeup back whooo

oh snap Katniss is suiting up stuff's bout to get real

LIONSGATE GET THE HECK OUT TBH I'M MAD AT YOU GUYS RN

aw Haymitch and Katniss

aw Plutarch and Effie

SNOW GO DIE (SORRY BUT I MEAN IT)

Primmm awwww *cries*

what the heck is this scene? I don't remember anything from the book with Katniss walking in the square followed by crowds of people with random drum playing...but maybe this is a dream. IT BETTER BE, LIONSGATE, I'M LOOKING AT YOU DON'T TEST ME

LITTLE PEETA DON'T CRY NOOOOO NO ONE TOUCH THAT BOY YOU HEAR ME

"comes the event" what don't you dare dumb down this amazing trilogy with the title "event" how dare you commercialize this LIONSGATE WHERE U AT I'M ANGRIER NOW

ugh Gale ew bye

EXPLOSIONS YASSSS BRING IT

there's the black goo stuff from the book but I never imagined it looking like that mind-controlled stuff from Transformers: Age of Extincction *sigh* LIONSGAAAATE

PEETA WHY YOU RUNNING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN HAHAHA YOU SO CUTE

hi Finnick you're awesome please don't break the other unsuspecting viewers' hearts too much okay

RUE WHISTLE YASSS IT'S OFFICIAL BABES

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So I might've fangirled everywhere over the trailer but also been kind of peeved--I can tell that I will experience both feels and disappointment. But at least I know what I'm in for. Tbh I don't understand why four movies were even necessary; they could've smashed the like three major events from Part 1 up with Part 2 and would probably only have like 30 mins extra of the movie. But whatever. All anyone wants is money these days.

Next up: Scorch Trials (brace yourselves, fellow Dylan O'Brien fans)

First thoughts:

ANOTHER GREEN TRAILER SCREEN HERE WE GO

the maze okay okay we good so far

random dark running okay whatever

AYY THERE GO BAE

ALRIGHT NOW I'M MAD the Scorch Trials didn't happen near the city they happened near the Mexican border THANKS LIONSGATE

also why the heck does that landscape look like it's from a video game who's on CGI because they're fired

whoa pause there's a black guy I thought the only black guy got killed off in the last movie but tbh

THERE GO BAE AGAIN

bruh that turtleneck is begging to be burned please

random showering scene? what? ew? that'll be awkward for all the underage fangirls in the audience with their parents "MOM DAD I PROMISE THIS WASN'T IN THE BOOK look look I brought it so you can see you know Hollywood and their sexualizing everything"

unnecessary flashback to Maze Runner as if anyone who cares about this movie didn't see the first one

BAE BAE BAE BAE CONSTANT HEAD-ON SHOTS OF BAE

"whose side are you on" literally did you just word-for-word quote Hunger Games because no

ew Teresa bye and trust me if you read the books then you agree

I don't remember all this? they didn't find the labs and stuff until Death Cure?? LIONSGATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

oh yay a literally EXACT duplicate of the scene from the previous movie *sarcasm*

where'd he get the random jacket? also they didn't escape; WICKED wanted them to go out as a "final test"...what is this movie doing.

ooh there's the Golden Gate Bridge just like in EVERY OTHER MOVIE EVER

DON'T KISS TERESA BAE DON'T DO IT SHE'S A LIAR WAIT FOR BRENDA SHE'S WORTH IT

explosions things shots cut-aways rolling dying oooh

yeah don't try to excite me with showing the title again I'm really mad now

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Yeah so the Scorch Trials trailer actually really disappointed me. I can tell the movie isn't at all sticking to the book, so it's not worth it for me. I'll save my money, thanks.

So what'd you guys think? Do you agree with me or nah? Did you read the books? Are you excited for the movies? Let me know in the comments!

(guys it was so hard holding this back from my last post like gahhh you don't even know the emotions rn and if you do then 

*uses gifs to mask pain* okay bye for real this time)

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