AGE OF ULTRON AAAAGGGHHH

*DUDE THERE ARE LITERALLY SO MANY SPOILERS BELOW LIKE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE AND YOU READ THIS POST YOU WILL DIE YOU WILL LITERALLY DIE*

On Sunday, May 3, I, Olivia *classified* Williams, witnessed the second movie in the Avengers series. And promptly thereafter, my brain stopped proper functioning for about a week. But now I am finally at a point where I can discuss (?) this with you. BUT SPOILERSSS TRUST MEEE THE SPOILERS ARE NO JOKE I DON'T EVEN TRY TO MINCE WORDS

Okay I guess I've given a good enough warning; time to get into it.

AGE OF ULTRONNNNNN YASSSSS WHOOOO

*heavy breathing*

*screaming*

*crying*

Okay I will try to decipher my fan-speak into constructive thoughts.

So I love how Hulk/Bruce Banner has a wider character in the film but his relationship with Nat was weird like? She chased him but he kind of rejected her? Nat being so emotionally vulnerable this way? What?

Also MY SHIP HAS SUNK NOOO I shipped Nat and Clint so hard and now Clint’s married? With two—excuse me, three kids? Whaaaat? I’m like Tony: I hope it’s just a front. But I guess Nat and Clint are really more like brother and sister than soulmates. *heavy sad sigh*

But I was excited for how they set up Civil War in the movie, like when Tony and Cap physically fought over turning J.A.R.V.I.S into an android. It also kinda showed who would be on whose side. I’m really excited but I wish I didn’t have to wait till next year for Civil War. AND THREE FREAKING YEARS FOR INFINITY WAR NOOOOO

But okay Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch were awesome characters and I was at first skeptical about their addition to the Avengers but now I realize they’re awesome. Like I love how Scarlet (I know her name isn't actually Scarlet but I refuse to call her anything else okay) seems sort of reserved, quiet, and scared through most of the movie, but when she fights, she fights hard. She’s like one of the most powerful members of the team. And I love how both Scarlet and Pietro (?) were so innocent and just didn’t want people to die. They were like Vision: “I’m on the side of life”. (Ooooh I used a quoooote I’m so fancyyy)

Also this Avengers movie was a looot more serious than the last one. Like last time it was like “oh, it’s just Thor’s goofy half-brother stirring up a little mischief. It’s not even trouble; it’s just mischief. Let’s defeat this weak guy and then go eat shawarma and laugh.” There was just a lot more humor and chill and stuff. But this time, Ultron was a much scarier and tougher guy to defeat, and there was barely any time for jokes as Thor was having some sort of personal crisis, Nat and Bruce were getting all lovey-dovey, CLINT TOOK CARE OF HIS FAMILY WHAT I’M NEVER GOING TO GET OVER THAT, and Tony and Cap built up to Civil War.

BUT QUICKSILVERRR. Okay I seriously started loving his character like 10 minutes into the movie. I loved when he and Scarlet went to see that one guy who had the vibranium and he’s like, “you want a candy?” mockingly and then a minute later Quicksilver whips over and picks himself up one. LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT AND ALSO THE BEST SILENT COMEBACK WHAT. He really is like a little kid and it’s so adorable. But then getting shot? Really? Like I know he was trying to protect Clint and the kid but that really ticked me off. Not to fear though, Marvel deaths are rarely ever final. I’m sure we’ll see him in Infinity War. WE BETTER SEE HIM DAGNABBIT.

Also Mark Ruffalo is literally the best Hulk ever hands down everyone go home. I read up on previous Hulk movies before I went to see AOU and wow those movies sucked. But I did notice in AOU how they copied what they’d done in the previous Hulk movies: when Iron Man tries to lock Hulk in that little hubble-thing during their fight in the street, Hulk runs along under the street and then bursts through it. That happened in previous Hulk movies. Yeahh, I saw what you did there, Marvel.

*regains normal breathing pattern*

Okay soooo...yeah.

HOPEFULLY YOU GUYS SEE THIS AMAZING MOVIE.

And if you don't well then

(let's just pretend there's tea in that glass okay)

Okay! That post was loooong but I don't think a series of ten extensive 500-page novels could contain all of my fangirl feels.

Sooo let me know what you thought of the post! If you saw the movie (and if you haven't and you're this far in the post WAT R U DOING), tell me what you thought of it!

(P.S. Keep those questions for my Q&A video coming! Ask me a lot guys! I wanna make at least a two-minute video lol)

And for my fellow Avengers fangirls, I AM WITH YOU. WE SHALL BE STRONG UNTIL INFINITY WAR. WE SHALL FIND STRENGTH IN ONE ANOTHER. WE CAN DO THIS *mockingjay salute* *whistles Rue's song* *realizes I just mixed two fandoms* *what am I doing*

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